Beer Pun
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︎ Mar 01 2019
My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter....
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I bought an alcoholic ginger beer today.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck
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︎ Feb 27 2021
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says we don't serve food here
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︎ Oct 08 2020
My buddy says beer makes you smarter....
But I dont think itll make my budweiser
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I ordered a beer and the bartender said "Sorry, I only have root beer."
So I had him put it in a square glass.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What is the best month to drink a lot of beer?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Corona didnβt need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.
Itβs already gone viral.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What do the Japanese call a gang member responsible for keeping the boss's beer cold?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
My dad always says he only gets drunk on two beers...
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︎ Feb 19 2021
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, βA beer please, ..."
"... and one for the road."
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︎ Sep 15 2020
By buddies and I were drinking beer and cracking jokes, but things started to get out of hand.
It was quite the brew-haha.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
So the nurse brought the proctologist a can of beer.
βNo!β, said the doctor. βI wanted a butt light.β
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︎ Feb 17 2021
How do you make a root beer float?
Give him a lifejacket!
From my 7 yr old.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I know why beer and frog legs go together so well!
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Did you know frogs taste like beer?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
[an actual conversation I had with my beer loving father]
Me: "Hey dad, hypothetically, if the world suddenly ran out of beer, what would you do?"
Dad: "I'd probably swap to pandas."
Me: "Is ... is that like a type of cider?"
Dad: "No, it's a black and white animal."
Me: "Dad? There aren't any pandas in New Zealand?"
Dad: "Well, there's no bears either."
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Two extraordinarily large horses were sitting at the bar having a beer. Guy walks in and says to the bartender. "Hey, what's with the Clydesdales?" Bartender says,
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What kind of beer does a vampire drink?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Why did the rabbit spill its beer?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Beer is like the sun...
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Drinking beer with a philosopher....
Makes you nothing Budweiser.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Son: Whatβs in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?
Me: Well, thatβs your Uncle Frank. Thatβs where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.
Son: Maybe itβs so he could be Frank in Stein
Me: That son of a bitch!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
How do you know when someone can't hold their beer?
When they bring a coaster.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighborsβ¦ One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacksβ¦ Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says βMy wifeβs an angel
I said, βyouβre lucky β mine is still aliveβ¦β
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︎ Nov 21 2020
They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Whats a pirate's favorite beer?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
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︎ Jul 14 2020
A couple is sitting in the living room drinking beer
Out of the blue the husband says, β I love youβ
β Is that you or the beer talkingβ asks the wife
βItβs meβ says the husband βtalking to the Beerβ
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer
The barman says what's it with the long face
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What does a beer taste without yeast in it?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said β sir Iβm going to have to put you under arrest.β The guy then said
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Whatβs the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I put my root beer in a square glass
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︎ Dec 27 2020
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why do frogs taste like beer?
Cause they are full of hops.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I put my root beer in a square glass
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer
Because theyβre full of hops
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︎ Dec 10 2020
A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".
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︎ Oct 13 2020
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