De Beers Puns

A list of puns related to "De Beers"

Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?

A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.

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👤︎ u/ASimplyFantasticName
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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I proposed in a brewery at the jeweler’s recommendation.

She said you can’t go wrong with DeBeers.

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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I went to get a diamond ring for my fiancee,

But I got thirsty and instead I got de Beers.

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👤︎ u/woyteck
📅︎ Jun 06 2017
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