So I my son started to bark at me
Kept on insisting that I had promised to build him a treehouse but I don't remember evergreening this elm of a contract.
Though he kept inisisting I had birch the agreement due to the long delay but my attempt to confern the fertility of the spruce was in roots. Now I have to oak up and face the spruce. My weekend has been soiled and I now have to maple my son's treehouse whilst I willow my day away. Although... Now that I twig about it, having a treehouse in my yard sounds like a pine idea.
Why is the skin of tree trunks called bark?
What do you call a dog that barks like "wap wap wap"
My dad trained his dog to sniff rocks and bark when it found a fossil.
It's a trained barkeologist.
Dogs have different barks in different countries
The american dogs go bark bark, the Scandinavian dogs go bjeff bjeff and the british dogs go bruv bruv.
How do you greet a rapper who barks?
They say you can identify a tree by its bark, but this one has me stumped.
What do you call a dog with a deep bark
Got myself a new dog, with a low, loud and resonant bark.
Going to call him Sub-woofer.
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
Tree barks. Lumberjack leaves.
My family was eating birthday cake, and one of the he toppings looked like striped bark, so my mom asked my dad, " Do you want a bark?"
And my dad replied, "Ruff!"
I liked it but everyone else groaned
I learned that cinnamon comes from the bark of a tree...
...but why do the stores sell so much ground cinnamon?
If Mark wants his dog, Lark, to Bark he says Bark Lark! Then if Lark wants Mark to Bark he says?
What do you call a flower that barks?
*bark bark* wingardium leviosa *bark bark*
Why do I carry a piece of bark around in my pocket?
It's just part of my shtick
Why did the dog bark?
He was having a ruff day.
His bark was much worse than his bite
Which tree has the best bark?
when a dog barks loudly to keep intruders away from the house, it is creating a protection racket
think about that. your dog is the mafia now
I drove past a lumbar yard the other day. They were having a “Bark Sale”
I thought to myself, “man... sales must be ruff.”
A dog walks up to a tree and says "bark"
How do you make a cat bark?
Throw it in the fire. It will go WHOOF
He just keeps repeating it as long as the dog barks.
Whenever my dog barks, my dad will say something like, "how does sandpaper feel?"
Why do German rabbits bark and lay eggs?
What kind of dog doesn't bark?
Finally...a tree who's bite is worse than it's bark
http://i.imgur.com/IN3Yz6C.png
My dad is a professional dad
Did you hear the puppy's first bark?
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