She was wired
Because every time she smiled she had a bluetooth.
Me: She's just a robot, I don't think she ever feels fear.
My son: She's scared of getting Alexa-cuted.
She said: "How about walking through the room naked?"
Me: "Because the basement is down under the house"
Jeff BezOS
"What would you like me to call him?"
everyone says hey.
Get Alexapro.
We were playing with a friend's new Amazon Alexa:
Alexa! Tell me a dirty joke!
I'm thinking of selling my vacuum cleaner. It's just gathering dust.
Yep, Alexa is a Dad.
The only campus I am allowed to visit rn is the hippocampus. Alexa, play memories π§
Alexa
To get to the other side effects.
~~ brazenly stolen from Alexa with my own twist.
Hours.
Today is laundry day.
Found my son holding hand with his boyfriend.
(Context: our Amazon Alexa uses the keyword 'echo' and my daughter doesn't have one in her room)
The following conversation took place in my daughter's room:
Me: Echo, turn on the lights.
Daughter: There's no echo in here.
Me: Pardon?
Daughter: There's no echo in here.
...I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed.
I hope.
We walked into him giggling having just asked Alexa to change the lights to blue.
My brother is still cracking up and very proud.
Trespassito
^((i am so sorry, alexa play despacito))
A Drake!
*Not my joke, I asked my Amazon Alexa to tell me a joke and this is what she said. This deserves some exposure imo :)
alexa good job
talking to the Amazon echo
Me: Alexia play eminem
Son: Alexa stop! Daddy tell it to play skittles
Me: Do you mean skrillex?
Son: No skittles
Me: Buddy I don't know of a band called that
Son: Then why is there a band called Eminem???
That joke courtesy of Alexa.
Asked Amazon's Echo speaker (I guess her name is Alexa) to tell me a bad joke.
Alexa: "there's music coming from the printer, the paper must be jamming"
