Dad wins with the pardon joke

(Context: our Amazon Alexa uses the keyword 'echo' and my daughter doesn't have one in her room)

The following conversation took place in my daughter's room:

Me: Echo, turn on the lights.

Daughter: There's no echo in here.

Me: Pardon?

Daughter: There's no echo in here.

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📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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What do rappers use to clean up leaves?

A Drake!

*Not my joke, I asked my Amazon Alexa to tell me a joke and this is what she said. This deserves some exposure imo :)

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📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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My 5yo unknowingly dad joked me

talking to the Amazon echo

Me: Alexia play eminem

Son: Alexa stop! Daddy tell it to play skittles

Me: Do you mean skrillex?

Son: No skittles

Me: Buddy I don't know of a band called that

Son: Then why is there a band called Eminem???

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📅︎ May 01 2016
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Alexa is a Dad?

We were playing with a friend's new Amazon Alexa:

Alexa! Tell me a dirty joke!

I'm thinking of selling my vacuum cleaner. It's just gathering dust.

Yep, Alexa is a Dad.

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📅︎ Jan 02 2017
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Dadjoked by technology.

Asked Amazon's Echo speaker (I guess her name is Alexa) to tell me a bad joke.

Alexa: "there's music coming from the printer, the paper must be jamming"

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📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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