Amazon Alexa Puns

(Context: our Amazon Alexa uses the keyword 'echo' and my daughter doesn't have one in her room)

The following conversation took place in my daughter's room:

Me: Echo, turn on the lights.

Daughter: There's no echo in here.

Me: Pardon?

Daughter: There's no echo in here.

A Drake!

*Not my joke, I asked my Amazon Alexa to tell me a joke and this is what she said. This deserves some exposure imo :)

talking to the Amazon echo

Me: Alexia play eminem

Son: Alexa stop! Daddy tell it to play skittles

Me: Do you mean skrillex?

Son: No skittles

Me: Buddy I don't know of a band called that

Son: Then why is there a band called Eminem???

We were playing with a friend's new Amazon Alexa:

Alexa! Tell me a dirty joke!

I'm thinking of selling my vacuum cleaner. It's just gathering dust.

Yep, Alexa is a Dad.

Asked Amazon's Echo speaker (I guess her name is Alexa) to tell me a bad joke.

Alexa: "there's music coming from the printer, the paper must be jamming"