It was a relief
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
A radius.
“It’s to look at.”
...but what is the opposite of yes?
I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”
I do
Geralt of Trivia
TB, or not TB?
"Son, violins is not the answer".
My wife: I'm not in any kind of state to be answering questions like that! Me: What questions DO they answer in Florida?
there are just too many variables involved.
Nobody expects the Spanish indecision.
I'll let you know
My wife knows everything.
Does a bear scat in the woods?
(Zee-ba-da-zap-dooey)
Do oranges are named ora ges because oranges are orange or orange is named orange cuz oranges are orange?
The other man didn’t answer because it was rhetorical.
Great, now parents have to worry about their kids getting ghosted by a velociraptor? "Hey Timmy, it's Ronny the Raptor. U up? Don't you hate it when you send an eggplant emoji to a Triceratops and they be like: who dis?"
YOU EAT UNDERWEAR!?!?!
I'm proud.
https://i.imgur.com/6y1Kp2l.jpg
You're sharp.
Hebrews.
“Si, está.”
As long as you are okay with my answers being long-winded.
Why would she lie to me, she's always Sirious.
One said to the other i wont get the job i not good at questions. Dont worry said the other i go in first and i will tell you the answers? So he goes in the boss said to him; If i poke you in the left eye what would happen. I would go half blind. If i poke you right eye what would happen. I would go fully blind. Congratulations you have got the job. Send the other candidate in. As the other candidate was going in the he said the answers are Half blind and Fully blind. Thanks mate and goes to see the boss. Right said the boss if i cut your ear off what would happen. I would go half blind. Okay said the boss if i cut your other ear off what would happen. I would go fully blind. The boss looks puzzled and said how do you make that out. He said thats obvious.
My cap would fall over my eyes!!
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
...but Quasimodo has a hunch.
Question in study guide: The term evacuative proctography is also commonly called ____________.
Me studying alone: um, hmm....eeesh..not sure..idk. Oh wait, defacogram!
Also me, silently: can’t believe I just pulled that answer outta my ass
my dad always says "let's just put it on the Googles!"
Mom: You should try to go on the show, you're pretty smart.
Dad: I think his ass is smarter than his head.
Mom: Meaning he's a smartass?
Me: Get it mom? Its a pun.
Dad: No it's a bun.
Not what you are thinking.
And they interviewed an applicant named Stan. Stan had no arms due to an accident so the hiring manager asked how he would ever be able to do the job.
"I'll show you",said Stan.
They walked up flight after flight of stairs to the Bell tower all the while the manager wondered how Stan would ever be able to do the job. His questions were soon answered when after reaching the Bell tower, Stan took off running striking the bell face first. Gooong goes the bell. Stan picks himself up, takes off running face first at the bell, Gooong.
"Hold, on. You'll hurt yourself."
"I'm tough," said Stan, " "and I really needed this job"
"Ok," said the manager, leaving Stan to do the job.
All day the bell rang on the hour correctly and the manager thought too soon that he had misjudged Stan. Finally, at six in the evening there were only three gongs, then a commotion. Going out to see what was going on he found Stan dead on the street below. Apparently he had become disoriented from head trauma and missed the bell entirely falling to the street below.
"Who was this man, Who was he?" asked the crowd.
Not wanting to admit liability for the accident, the manager said "I don't know."
"But his face sure rings a bell"
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