What question can you never answer with a “yes”?
Don’t you just hate people that answer their own question?
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...
My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
Confucius knew the answers to all of life’s questions.
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
My 6 year old told me this one today. Why do dogs carry bones in their mouths?
Because they don't have pockets.
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
Why do poultry birds always smell so bad?
Because of their fowl odour.
Answer the question woman!
I asked my kids if they could come up with a word that had 3 letters of the alphabet in a row?
Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...
...but what is the opposite of yes?
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
Once I became a parent, I finally understood the . . .
scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions that he just dies.
Your mom had to get a tuberculosis test for work. I guess we'll finally have an answer to the age-old question . . .
Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
My son got into a fist fight with his music teacher because he wrongly answered a question in his test. When he told me the story I just could say one thing...
"Son, violins is not the answer".
Can't answer the question
My wife: I'm not in any kind of state to be answering questions like that!
Me: What questions DO they answer in Florida?
Any time you ask a Spaniard a question you can be sure to get a straight yes or no answer.
Nobody expects the Spanish indecision.
My son asked me if he should take Algebra, and I said it was a difficult question to answer...
there are just too many variables involved.
I don't need google to find the answers to my questions.
My wife knows everything.
The Jungle Book is a movie that answers the age old question:
Does a bear scat in the woods?
(Zee-ba-da-zap-dooey)
Trying to get my dad to answer a question doesn't go so well...
A question which needs to be answered!!
Do oranges are named ora ges because oranges are orange or orange is named orange cuz oranges are orange?
A man asked another man, “What’s the term for when you ask a question without expecting an answer?”
The other man didn’t answer because it was rhetorical.
My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”
I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”
Chicago's Field Museum has launched a hotline where your child can text-message with a "dinosaur" that answers their questions.
Great, now parents have to worry about their kids getting ghosted by a velociraptor? "Hey Timmy, it's Ronny the Raptor. U up? Don't you hate it when you send an eggplant emoji to a Triceratops and they be like: who dis?"
Answer this question "What are you eating under there?"
Don't ask me why I refuse to answer questions.
My 4-year old answered questions for Father's Day.
I'm proud.
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Where do the best Ninjas come from?
Out of Nowhere.
Explanation: I asked my five year old this question to tell a joke I’d seen on Reddit. His answer was way better than mine so here you go, dads!
What did one pencil tell the other when it answered a question in class?
The Bible answers the question of whether the man or the woman should make the coffee in the morning.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online
I dont know about the rest but the answers to my questions 24, 25 and 26 was FAB.
Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
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