My masterpiece! (Answer/pun in comments)
I guess it's time to answer the call of Nature..💩
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
No Concrete Answer Given.
My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....
He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...
We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?
I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.
Maybe my iPhone is just broken.
I've been on edge today searching for the answer.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
The answer is what happened
Sry I dont answer my phone on 9/11 . . .
I keep it on airplane mode.
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
Answer: Sis, boom, bah.
Question: What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
Violins is never the answer
Any time I ask my dad how he learned Braille, he refuses to give me a straight answer.
For him, it’s a touchy subject.
The DJs at prom don't techno for an answer
Confucius knew the answers to all of life’s questions.
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!
It's ok, Alaska again later.
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
More than math and physics can answer
Still can’t find the answer
Answer the question woman!
Somebody asked me to describe my life as an amputee, but I couldn't answer.
I asked my friends what is Potassium and was expecting an answer
But she clearly didn’t understand the question because she only said “K.”
My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".
I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.
I think the President has all the answers on COVID-19...
Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...
...but what is the opposite of yes?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you are thinking)
Not what you are thinking.
My son told me to answer my phone.
But it didn't say anything.
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
A cowboy comes to his boss his ranch and says 'thats all 50 cows boss'. The boss answers 'how did you get 50? I only got 48!'
The cowboy answers 'I know, I rounded them up.'
I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.
I'll call it "Mullet Over"
I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...
...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.
A tough one found on the Punderland home on Balboa Island. (Answer in comments)
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."
"...but it’s worth a shot."
Drugs are never the answer.
But it is a five letter clue for a crossword puzzle.
Imagine a world without toilet paper turning to Hollywood for answers...
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. “What is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.
My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol.
He doesn’t drink, he’s just terrible at crosswords.
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."
"...but it’s worth a shot."
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