My masterpiece! (Answer/pun in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I guess it's time to answer the call of Nature..πŸ’©
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unrealhumour
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"

The teacher said it had to be specific

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Bor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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No Concrete Answer Given.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyUserNameBoring
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....

He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?

A mooborn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Singular1st
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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The man with the answers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.

Maybe my iPhone is just broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I've been on edge today searching for the answer.

I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...

She says, β€œOh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, β€œI don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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The answer is what happened
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πŸ‘€︎ u/binayakhero
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Sry I dont answer my phone on 9/11 . . .

I keep it on airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Useless-Chicken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!

It was a relief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Answer: Sis, boom, bah.

Question: What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaperPlaythings
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Violins is never the answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samyaksoni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Any time I ask my dad how he learned Braille, he refuses to give me a straight answer.

For him, it’s a touchy subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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The DJs at prom don't techno for an answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imperfectshane
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Confucius knew the answers to all of life’s questions.

The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nobida12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!

It's ok, Alaska again later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gitrikt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...

"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toadfinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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More than math and physics can answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlurEyes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Still can’t find the answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Answer the question woman!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Somebody asked me to describe my life as an amputee, but I couldn't answer.

I was stumped.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I asked my friends what is Potassium and was expecting an answer

But she clearly didn’t understand the question because she only said β€œK.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roofy45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".

It's complicated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sK197666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.

Dark, isn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I think the President has all the answers on COVID-19...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kellermaverick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...

...but what is the opposite of yes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artvandelay440
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you are thinking)

Not what you are thinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My son told me to answer my phone.

But it didn't say anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...

You can't beat it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathGr33nman
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A cowboy comes to his boss his ranch and says 'thats all 50 cows boss'. The boss answers 'how did you get 50? I only got 48!'

The cowboy answers 'I know, I rounded them up.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over"

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I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...

...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mihaaal2481
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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motivating an answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieG4mer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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A tough one found on the Punderland home on Balboa Island. (Answer in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frisbeeluna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."

"...but it’s worth a shot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Drugs are never the answer.

But it is a five letter clue for a crossword puzzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Imagine a world without toilet paper turning to Hollywood for answers...

Shit just got reel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.

"Sense us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol.

He doesn’t drink, he’s just terrible at crosswords.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."

"...but it’s worth a shot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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