Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)
Not what you're thinking.
What is never the answer?
Not violence, because violence is never the answer.
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...
...but what is the opposite of yes?
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
You can't beat it...
The answer to an addition problem is the...
Alcohol is not the answer!!
It helps forget the question though
I wouldn't say this is the greatest but it's up there. AskReddit post top answer, link in comments.
The Jungle Book is a movie that answers the age old question:
Does a bear scat in the woods?
(Zee-ba-da-zap-dooey)
Suicide is not the answer.
Unless someone asked “hey what is it called when you kill yourself”
My son asked if we could go to the fair this weekend. I said “the short answer is yes”...
but the shorter answer is “no”.
I think thi is a good pun. Check the answer reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/co…
I doubt vodka is the answer.....
But it's worth a shot
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
My Dad's reaction to this photo I took: "Do you know why one side of a flying V of geese is always longer than the other?" answer in comments
No matter the situation, this is his answer...
Waitress: How was the meal?
Dad: It was awful... AWFUL GOOD
Smiles for 10 minutes in delight
