I guess it's time to answer the call of Nature..💩
My dad's answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg?
The one you ordered first.
We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
I've been on edge today searching for the answer.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
The answer is what happened
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
Violins is never the answer
The DJs at prom don't techno for an answer
Confucius knew the answers to all of life’s questions.
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!
It's ok, Alaska again later.
Still can’t find the answer
Answer the question woman!
Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.
I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
I think the President has all the answers on COVID-19...
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you are thinking)
Not what you are thinking.
Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...
...but what is the opposite of yes?
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
A cowboy comes to his boss his ranch and says 'thats all 50 cows boss'. The boss answers 'how did you get 50? I only got 48!'
The cowboy answers 'I know, I rounded them up.'
I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...
...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."
"...but it’s worth a shot."
A tough one found on the Punderland home on Balboa Island. (Answer in comments)
Drugs are never the answer.
But it is a five letter clue for a crossword puzzle.
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. “What is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.
Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?
Why Couldn't the Rope Answer the Phone?
Because it was all tied up!
Your mom had to get a tuberculosis test for work. I guess we'll finally have an answer to the age-old question . . .
What's worse than a person with all the answers?
Can't answer the question
My wife: I'm not in any kind of state to be answering questions like that!
Me: What questions DO they answer in Florida?
I had a frightening math joke where the answer comes out to 4.
But I'm 2^2 to even say it.
The answer to an addition problem is the...
When asked how he's doing, my tailor has the same answer...
People ask me why I’m so nervous around trees, and I always have the same answer
“They just seem really shady.”
Alcohol is not the answer!!
It helps forget the question though
I'm positive about the answer
The wise men come to the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus in the night, rapping on the door of their Bethlehem cottage suddenly. Mary yelps, answers the door, and says, relieved:
"You scared the bajeezus out of me!"
I wouldn't say this is the greatest but it's up there. AskReddit post top answer, link in comments.
My girlfriend and I heard a top of the door last night so she went to answer the door and I said...
imgur.com/iUafBx0
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."
"...but it’s worth a shot."
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
