Happy St.Patty's, Punsters!
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Did you hear about the St Vincent volcano?
It was a big ash explosion
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why do people wear shamrocks on St Patrickโs day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
My stimulus check came on St. Patrick's Day.
That's what I call luck of the IRS
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Prince Phillip is standing next to DMX in line for St. Peter, he's says "50?"
DMX respond "naw dawg that's a different rapper"
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I bought an imitation diamond engagement ring to propose to my Irish girlfriend on St Patrick's day. I just hope she doesn't notice..
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Faux-st Food
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What happens when you annoy your friend Erin on St. Patrickโs Day?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Double Shot of St Paddyโs Day Dad Jokes!
Whatโs Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy OโFurniture.
How do you know an Irishman is having fun?
Heโs Dublin over with laughter!
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#doubledose #irishcarbombs #dailydadjokes #luckycharms #rimshot #kneeslapper #stpattysday2021 #luckoftheirish #greenbeer #march17th
Happy St Paddyโs Day everyone!
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call someone who isnโt Irish but becomes Irish on St. Patrickโs Day?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What grade did St. Valentine get on his exam?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
A walk in St. Petersburg
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︎ Jul 23 2020
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︎ Nov 30 2020
This is not oc content it MAY be a re p o st
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︎ Jun 20 2020
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I asked Carrie if she understands what the consequences would be if every "st" was replaced wit a "w"
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︎ Oct 01 2020
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs ยฃ2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs ยฃ2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs ยฃ2.09.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Why are people is St. Louis so hospitable?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Not St John
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Every time I visit my Dad in St. Louis, he walks into the room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong...
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
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︎ Jun 03 2020
So I heard that due to Coronavirus, Ireland is cancelling St. Patty's celebrations...
They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
My friend hurt his foot walking around a St.Louis landmark...
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︎ Jun 16 2020
St. Elmoโs fire ๐ฅ
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Mount St. Helens is a great mountain.
But it was at its peak in the 80s.
Stolen and butchered from https://xkcd.com/2308:
Title text was โIt's a good mountain but it really peaked in the 80s.โ
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︎ May 19 2020
Last St. Patrick's Day I went out drinking, had a bit too much so I took a bus home.
That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
The timing of the Corona virus is perfect for St. Patrickโs day
Because the cases keep Dublin.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Whoโs Neck-st
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Couldn't get out for St. Patrick's day......
So had quarantinis in the house instead!
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Happy belated St. Patrick's day!
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︎ Mar 18 2019
A couple is walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve...
They feel some precipitation.
"I think it's raining" says the man.
"No, it's snowing" says the woman.
"Why don't we ask this communist officer?" Asks the man. "He's always right! Excuse me, officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining" he says, before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
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︎ Nov 05 2016
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Punny Hashtag for St. Patrickโs Day
Hey guys, I am tasked with designing a hashtag for out Paddyโs day. I work in an Irish pub and itโs a huge day for us. I was thinking #guinesspartystarted or #mindyouownguiness. Any awesome ideas? Thanks
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︎ Mar 05 2019
I bearly finished my fur-st meme
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︎ Feb 07 2019
The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.
Because Missouri loves Company.
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︎ May 19 2019
I changed my religion to follow the teachings of St. Francis, my dad was not pleased
He said 'no son of mine is going to be assisi!'
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︎ Jul 13 2019
I'd ask for assistance from St. Francis...
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︎ Feb 04 2019
Every year St Patrick's Day gets bigger
I think it might even keep on Dublin.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Iโm the principal of a school called St.Richard
So I guess you could say Iโm the dickhead.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Every time I visit my dad in St. Louis, he will walk into a room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
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︎ Jul 26 2017
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs $2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs $2.40. A chicken pie in St. Kitts costs $2.15.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Wife and I are walking in St. Petersburg and get into an argument whether the precipitation we feel is rain or snow. So we ask the communist officer Rudolph standing next to us.
"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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︎ Jun 08 2018
Every year St Patrickโs day keeps on getting bigger
I think it might even keep on Dublin
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