I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch

Finding where he is will enable the final count down

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📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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Ey yo man, fo real doe

I'd probably suggest going to the restaurant on Sullivan, they catch and prepare deer fresh daily.

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📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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What fo you call an underweight skeleton?

A skeleGRAM

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📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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Whst fo you call a boomerang thst doesn't come back?

A stick.

Old dude I was holding the open for at the bank graced me with that one.

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👤︎ u/tacogratis
📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle ☔️

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📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Local restaurant has an interesting name.
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📅︎ Apr 02 2015
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Whats the differance between a sock and a camera?

One takes five toes and other one takes fo toes

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📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

A drizzly bear

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👤︎ u/buckley118
📅︎ Jan 07 2015
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It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

And have a great Fall!

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📅︎ Sep 22 2016
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What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?

One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues

Shamelessly stolen from @techconnectify on Twitter and YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy0tKL1T7wFoYcxCe0xjN6Q)

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Why do we have all these shade trees?

Fo' rest.

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👤︎ u/spizzat2
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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What does Snoop Dogg say when his plants need water?

Where da hose at?

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📅︎ Sep 23 2016
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I'm so proud of myself, and I'm not even a dad!
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👤︎ u/jman939
📅︎ Jul 20 2015
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What did the clock do when it was hungry

It went back fo(u)r seconds.

aha aha aha

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👤︎ u/gwacy
📅︎ Aug 14 2013
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This would have made my father proud.

My daughter had just seen the dog puke on the floor. In horror she said, "Uggghhh it is all foamy!" To which I replied, "Yes, it is all fo' you!"

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/howell1812
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/Tuuupac
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

For drizzle

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👤︎ u/JBaczuk
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

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📅︎ May 15 2018
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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👤︎ u/Ryan56k
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg take an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

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📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why did Snoop Dogg bring his umbrella outside?

Fo drizzle.

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👤︎ u/Jebnasty
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Snoop's Umbrella

When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/bush3102
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

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👤︎ u/MomanTy
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle.

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📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?

Fo’ Drizzle

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👤︎ u/3peake
📅︎ May 09 2019
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Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella in the rain?

Fo drizzle!

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📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

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👤︎ u/XX2AJ3XX
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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Why did snoop dogg use an umbrella ?

Fo' drizzle.

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📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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👤︎ u/RSpeers
📅︎ Nov 26 2017
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What does snoop dogg need an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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📅︎ Jul 06 2016
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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📅︎ Oct 23 2016
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/Cheesbaby
📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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Why did snoop dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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