10 puns entered a contest. Who won you ask?
I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
I posted 10 puns thinking they'd get into hot
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
So I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I have posted about 10 puns on this subreddit to see if they would take off.
I was trying to get my wife to appreciate puns as much as me. I tried everything I could come up with and she didn't even crack a smile! So I googled the top 10 puns of all time. I read every single one to her trying to get her to laugh
I told my sister "one time, a teacher of mine gave me a list of 10 puns so that I could make sense of them." She asked " well, did any of them make sense?" I told her "No pun in ten did." My sister laughed and said "I get it, did you intend that?" I said "Nope, unintended."
10 puns were standing in a line to see which one was the best, but none of them won. No pun in ten did.
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?
There are 10 kinds of people
- People who know binary
- People who don't
My wife and I just celebrated 10 years of happy marriage...
It was coincidentally our 30th wedding anniversary.
From my 10 year old son: Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
Did you hear about the bouncy castle with a size of 10,000 Sq ft area?
The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
I have 10 pet geese,out of which 8 speak perfect English.
The last two are Portuguese.
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
She couldn't find the "10" button
From my 10-year-old: "Daddy, what has it's bottom at the top?"
"I don't know, bud, what?"
"Your legs."
Well done, kid.
Joke from my 10 yr old: How do hobbits judge their designs?
Someone once told me than 2 in 10 people don't understand fractions
But someone else said it was 1 in 5. So which is it?
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people....
My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.
I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.
Yet another from my 10 year old: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
What animal comes after 10?
Why was the man who removed 10 potato skins in 1 minute so attractive?
Jewel thief with worlds worst stutter was jailed for 10 years yesterday...
A police spokesperson says it may take him up to 11 years to finish his sentence.
I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- absoutely briliant
9 times out of 10 a carnivore will choose a small space rock over human flesh...
Because the rock is a little meteor.
Someone asked me if I knew where they could rent a 10 passenger van
I said I know where to rent the van but they had to find the passengers themselves.
I have 6 legs, 8 arms, and 10 heads. What am I?
I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win
I entered 10 puns in a contest hoping one would win.
I entered a pun competition with 10 puns of mine:
I hoped at least one of them will win, but no pun in ten did.
I entered 10 puns into a contest, hoping that one would win
So I told my friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping at least one would win.
I sent 10 puns off to a pun competition to see if they would win.
I submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win
I submitted 10 puns to a newspaper contest hoping they would be featured. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
I sent my friend 10 puns with hopes that one would make him laugh.
But sadly, no pun in ten did.
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
How does 11+11 equal the same as 10+10?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
Did you know 10 + 10 and 11 + 11 are the same?
10 + 10 is twenty and 11 + 11 is also twenty two
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