I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
Why did the author write about pirates?
They thought it was cannon to the story.
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
I tried to write a poem about chicken...
But I’m not very good at poultry.
I’m going to write a book about how to make people agree with you.
Its going to be called The Brible.
Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"
I was going to write a joke about bread
But I thought most of you would find it rather stale
My english teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
Did you hear about the new pen that can write underwater?
It can write other words too.
I want to write a screenplay about a Hollywood director who camps out in the wilderness until the pandemic passes.
His name is Tentin’ Quarantino.
I'm trying to write an essay about satellite, and I need to choose a font...
I’ve been trying to write jokes about small fish
If you hear any, would you let minnow?
I wanted to write a joke about restraining orders.
This is as close as I could get though.
Can you help me write a punchline for a joke about trees?
I was going to write a joke about people who live in the apartment upstairs.
But that’s another story.
My friend tried to write a joke about me on a banner and he put it on himself.
I have to write a paper about insurance, and I need to use in-text citations.
So I think I’ll get a quote.
What do you call someone who writes about teeth?
What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?
I write to someone about our mutual love for pasta
If someone writes a biography about American Defense Secretary Jim Mattis they should call it...
I'm trying to write an unoffical Harry Potter book about Platform 9 and 3/4
But I feel like I'm hitting a wall
I want to write a spanish crime show about a lawyer who represents avocado farms.
It would be called El Avocado Abogado.
I wanted to write a joke about sodium but then I was like na none of ya’ll will get it
Trying my best to write a song about pessimism.
You can tell a lot about someone by the autobiography they write.
I was going to write a joke about my broken pencil
My friend challenged me to write a joke about hammerhead sharks.
I tried to write a Wikipedia entry about whales, but I didn't have enough primary sources.
I'm going to write a book about a guy named Jack who talks to his food
I'll call it "Jack and the beans talk"
...my 5 year old thought it was funny, my wife, not so much.
I'm gonna write a gritty action movie about a mathematician who loses his memory and has to uncover a conspiracy inside the Berlin Academy.
I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"
I'm trying to write my next joke about a short dad.
I just want it to have a little pop.
I'd like to write about stress...
I have a tension to detail.
I LOVE puns way too much. I love them so much I'm going to write a theater show about them - it's a play on words
I tried to write some new jokes about cheese...
I got frustrated, and tore the page up into confeta.
In my opinion more people should write more jokes about frisbee's
I want to write a story about a man who wants to be the best Chinese food chef. But he needs to get his life together so he can focus.
I'll call it "Wonton Distraction."
TIL my dad was going to write a book about decision making...
He couldn't decide what to write in the second chapter
I write songs about sewing machines !
I write songs about sewing machines.
I write songs about sewing machines...
I write songs about sewing machines.
my friend writes tunes about sewing machines
she's a Singer songwriter
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