Overwrite Puns

I asked if I wasn't better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.

Me: "Since its Fathers Day, I get to do whatever I want!"

5 Year Old: "Me too!"

"It doesn't work like that."

"Sure it does! It's son-day!"

Awww nuts.

Edit: 2500! Thanks guys! And on my cake day too.

I only have myshelf to blame.

While joking with her at dinner she called me mean. I replied "at least I'm average."