What do you name a show about a wise guy named Noah?

Noah knows

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Flight attendant was a wise guy

"Sorry about the rough landing, it wasn't the captain's fault, it certainly wasn't my fault, it was the asphalt"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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dads a wise guy

getting ready for dinner

mom: looking at empty glass oh! this is used.

dad: it certainly isn't mines.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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Dad joked the frito lay guy

Scene- Frito lay guy unloading truck at the local grocery store.

Dad- walks up to the frito guy, puts his hand on his shoulder and says to him, "they only call you when the chips are down"

Frito guy- laughs all the way back to the truck

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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Grand dad joke.

My grandpa would always tell me this story about his uncles in WWII. "My uncle was actually captured by the Germans and kept in a pow camp. They would try to break the prisoners spirit by making them to mindless things. One in particular they would make the prisoners stand in a line and all move their heads like a clock back and forth and say, 'tick tock tick tock.' My uncle was always a wise guy so he would rebel in the simplest way. He would only go, 'tick tick tick.' One day the guard finally caught him and said, 'don't vorry. Ve have vays of making you tock.'"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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Dad bought me some new mouthwash...

"Don't drink it, it's alcohol-free!"

welp thanks for the tip, wise guy.

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