My forehead is very lenient with my eyebrows.

It gives them a lot of wiggle room.

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Why is a box of Jello mix always substantially larger than the contents within?

You need to allow some wiggle room.

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When I ask my dad to move over

I walk into my living room where my dad is laying down, taking up the whole couch.

Me: "Dad, could you move a little?"

Dad: "Sure." wiggles his foot

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