I was at a hotel and asked the front desk to switch my pillow out with one filled with feathers...
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
If you are offended by my dad jokes, don’t get mad and ask me to go to the artificial excavation filled with water.
Told my dad I took care of getting the propane tanks at the house filled. His response?
I just threw a pee-filled water balloon at my son
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.
What do you call a doughnut filled with glue?
Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.
What do you call a filled trash can?
If ‘2020’ was a movie and in two years there was gonna be another year filled with disaster, what would the sequel be titled?
Which country is filled with very poor singers?
2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can’t wait to see them all
My dad told me that he wished me a deep hole filled with water
What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?
"Dad, is the morgue really filled with a bunch of bodies?"
At a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.
“Nervous?” asked the interviewer.
“No. I always give 110%”.
Why'd the giant octopus eat 2 ships filled with potatoes?
Cuz you can't eat just one potato ship.
My girlfriends place is filled with bees!
The Jungle was filled with diverse but selfish animals.
it was a vibrant egosystem.
Son: Once filled with petrol, I can drive my car for an entire week.
Me: Stop consuming petrol.
Why do balloons filled with helium cost more than balloons sold in packages?
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?
I saw a woman once that was smoking a cigarette at a gas station while she filled her car. She pulled out the nozzle and gas shot everywhere and her arm was immediately engulfed in flames. She started waving it around and a cop saw it and shot her dead...
She was waving an illegal fire arm.
Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water? No?
I’m so filled with dad jokes...
What do you call a document filled with child predators?
Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
Could you imagine a reality where every container you opened was filled with German sausage?
That's really the Wurst Case Scenario
My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”
Public opinion was favorable for local farmer banning outsiders access to hills filled with mushroom on his land.
He had the morel high ground.
Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.
Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda.
This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
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