I bought my missus an egg-beater for our wedding anniversary.

I knew she wanted me to whisk her away.

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My wife asked me why I picked her up and took her to the kitchen.

I told her I just wanted to whisk her away!

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📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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A Dad joke I just thought of!

Whats a Phrase that is romantic to humans but terrifying to Eggs?

"I'm gonna whisk you away!"

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