you know what drives old people up the wall?
What did one salmon say to the other salmon after it ran into a concrete wall?
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience
The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this because of a coo sticks.
What did one wall say to the other?
What are prison walls made out of?
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
Saw a photo of a shack that had bailing twine holding the walls up
I gotta say, it really tied the room together...
URINE for a treat right here! A sticker on the bathroom wall at work.
You know what drives everybody up the wall?
The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.
I needed a creative outlet.
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
What invention allows us to see through walls?
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...
I guess I have to keep holding it.
Scientists have discovered a way to walk through walls....
I might just lean against the wall
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
What's a fish say when it hits a brick wall?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
We need to be very careful about collapsing Wall Street so we don’t get crushed by Roof Street
Posted on shower thoughts first, they told me to bring it here. I should have thought of that first. Anyways here ya go.
What happens when you break the 4th wall?
The ceiling will fall and crush you.
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
Why is my stud finder constantly going off even when it isn't touching the wall?
Oh wait... I'm holding it.
I took some money off the wall…
Now I hear my roommate saying, "Where's wall dough?"
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
I asked my grandpa, “How are you enjoying the new stair lift?”
Grandpa: I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
There’s tons of liquidity in this market
My cavewoman girlfriend dumped me.
I should have seen the writing on the wall.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
The fish swam into a wall..
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
What Did The Fish Say When He Ran Into A Wall?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however
The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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