Upstate Puns

A list of puns related to "Upstate"

Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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👤︎ u/eggsaladapologist
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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My wife asked her father where he was going. His reply: Upstate New York for a sand paper convention...

... It is going to be rough. (Yes he actually is going, and it is a real thing)

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👤︎ u/Silspar24
📅︎ Sep 28 2015
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Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don't work.

Heard from an old guy in a dive bar just now.

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👤︎ u/kennethjc
📅︎ Nov 17 2017
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Got dad joked by my wife

Me, whilst tooling down the interstate in upstate New York, "There's another deer crossing sign. Help me keep an eye out, I don't want to hit a deer."

She, "Keep going and we'll hit Buffalo."

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👤︎ u/RufusDogtrot
📅︎ Aug 30 2014
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You think this is a lot of snow, Buffalo got four feet.

You know the animal, the Buffalo, it has 4 feet.

Works best if you live in Upstate NY like we do.

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👤︎ u/badwhiskey63
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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Cousin thinks he's so clever

Riding in the car in upstate NY with my cousin; spotted a deer on the side of the road.

Me: "Deer!" Him: "Yes honey?"

It's been years and I still groan about it.

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👤︎ u/lewmarster
📅︎ Dec 11 2013
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