Upstate New York Puns

A list of puns related to "Upstate New York"

Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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👤︎ u/eggsaladapologist
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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My wife asked her father where he was going. His reply: Upstate New York for a sand paper convention...

... It is going to be rough. (Yes he actually is going, and it is a real thing)

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👤︎ u/Silspar24
📅︎ Sep 28 2015
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Got dad joked by my wife

Me, whilst tooling down the interstate in upstate New York, "There's another deer crossing sign. Help me keep an eye out, I don't want to hit a deer."

She, "Keep going and we'll hit Buffalo."

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👤︎ u/RufusDogtrot
📅︎ Aug 30 2014
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