A list of puns related to "Upstate"
Now she's a small medium at large.
... It is going to be rough. (Yes he actually is going, and it is a real thing)
Because their horns don't work.
Heard from an old guy in a dive bar just now.
Me, whilst tooling down the interstate in upstate New York, "There's another deer crossing sign. Help me keep an eye out, I don't want to hit a deer."
She, "Keep going and we'll hit Buffalo."
You know the animal, the Buffalo, it has 4 feet.
Works best if you live in Upstate NY like we do.
Riding in the car in upstate NY with my cousin; spotted a deer on the side of the road.
Me: "Deer!" Him: "Yes honey?"
It's been years and I still groan about it.
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