The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! Iβm stuffed!
Q: Whatβs the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY
Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?
Dave: No, but you bet Iβm Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?
R: Sure.
Car makes weird sound
R: Guatemala with the car?
D: Iβm Czeching it out, and it seems like somethingβs wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, letβs put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.
R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.
D: Yep, and itβs definitely China distract me.
R: Iβm kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.
Later
R: Oman, itβs already 9 Pm, thereβs Norway that we can fix it by tonight.
D: Thatβs what we are Guinea find out.
R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but itβs pretty risky.
D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm
R: Ok, Tur the Key!
Car turns on
D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I canβt Bolivia did it!
R: Hey, I canβt Belize it either!
The tur key.
A tur-tell
He runs ahead of me, stops, turns around, and stands there waiting for me to catch up.
"I just got a great preview...of you walking down the aisle to me."
Gonna make a great dad someday.
With a TurKey.
