World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
I'd like to tell you my favorite tongue-twister.
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
A pun that really flows off the tongue
The world tongue twister champion got arrested
I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.
What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?
Why is it my mother tongue and not my father tongue?
Because my mom doesn't allow my dad to say anything
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
Did you know a cat’s tongue is rough?
You’d think it’d be meow.
My dog cut his tongue.
Now he's got a crease in his pants.
Isn’t it weird how cats tongues are so rough
You’d think they’d be meow
What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
Sitting in the ER with my son last night, he got me with this one. I was trying to lift his spirits and was pointing out all the crazy equipment they have in the room. I said "Oh look. They have tongue depressers." He says "Those won't work on me." I asked why and he says...
"I'm on antidepressants."
He's going in for surgery at 3:30pm Pacific. All your positive thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and omg for the gold! He's out of surgery and looks to be recovering nicely. All your well wishes helped cheer him and his parents up.
I recently tried on some new shoes and I told the salesman they felt a bit snug. He told me to try pulling the tongue.
“OK,” I said, “buth I don’th know how thith will helpth”
My sister just lost her tongue in a bad accident.
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
I cut my tongue so badly it needs surgery to fix!
I can't tell you how much it hurts!
What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?
It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.
I hate my new job in the shoe recycling plant
A joke from my daughter: Where does a tongue go to drop off its old clothes?
Who ever taught my kids to hold their tongue and say things......
You were born on a pirate ship.
Tip of my tongue
Guys, help me out here. I can't remember the name of this old action movie. Bilbo Baggins has to stop a terrorist plot and save his wife in the Nakatomi Towers. Oh, that's it.
Old Hobbits Die Hard.
What made the tongue sad at the doctor’s office?
The doctor brought out the tongue depressor
I just used a tongue depressor
Now everything tastes sad
My tongue swelled up after eating dehydrated patella
The doctor said it was a knee jerk reaction
"Watch Your Tongue", Digital Art, 3600x3600px
Can You Say These Four Words Out Loud Really Fast Without Getting Tongue Twisted?
My 8 yo made this up after seeing a doctor: What makes your mouth sad?
Why can't your tongue be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
...they say he will be given a tough sentence
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he ate the pizza before it was cool 😎
They recently arrested the world tongue twister champion
I imagine they'll give him a long sentence
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He ate his breakfast before it was cool.
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool
My sister just lost her tongue in a bad accident.
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
How did the hipster burn their tongue?
Ate their meal before it was cool.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.
I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
My sister just lost her tongue in a bad accident.
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
How did the Hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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