Dog Tongue Puns

Now he's got a crease in his pants.

I hired a new maid last year but she wasn’t doing a great job. I called her into the study and told that I was sorry but I was going to have to let her go. I tipped her an extra $20 and thanked her for her services. As she was leaving she threw a $10 bill to our dog, Lucy. I asked her, “What was that for?" She replied, “Can’t forget my helper! Lucy has a great tongue, and always helped me do the dishes!!!"

We all know the classic:

My dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible.

But there are so many possible variations, so rarely explored!

My dog's got no eyes.

How does he look?

Terrible

My dog's got no tongue.

How does he taste?

Terrible

My dog's got no nervous system.

How does he feel?

Terrible

My dog's got no car.

How does he drive?

Terrible

My dog's got no sense of humour.

How does he joke?

Terrible

...your turn...

It was pretty hot so my dog as his tongue out. A little boy and his mother was passing by and the kid go "hey this is a beautiful dog but why does it have black spot on his tongue ?" and then my dad answer "Oh it's because he ate a pencil when he was a puppy". The kid totally bought it.