Tongue In Cheek Puns

While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.'

...but I was just being tongue-in-cheek

But it was a little too tongue in cheek for my tastes.

Whenever I talk about rim jobs, it's just tongue in cheek.

It seems so tongue in cheek

They were pretty tongue in cheek

Quote from "A Feast for Crows," between Arya Stark and a guy known only as the kindly man at this point in the book:

“Will you show me how to change my face?”

“If you wish.” He cupped her chin in his hand and turned her head. “Puff up your cheeks and stick out your tongue.”

Arya puffed up her cheeks and stuck out her tongue.

“There. Your face is changed.”

Me:"Hey look, a great dane!" Her:"i mean, I guess it's ok" Me:(tongue in cheek)"No, the breed, it's great dane" Her:"Yeah, I mean it's all right *nudge *nudge... Haha, dadjokes "

She's gonna be a great dad.