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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pollworker54
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant...

While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shimaxed
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I once told a girl I was into analingus

...but I was just being tongue-in-cheek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Case_Ace
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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I was going to make a joke about eating ass.

But it was a little too tongue in cheek for my tastes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PainMagnetGaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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rim jobs

Whenever I talk about rim jobs, it's just tongue in cheek.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GanZheng
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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I could never take French kissing seriously

It seems so tongue in cheek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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I never really minded those human centipede movies

They were pretty tongue in cheek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fliplock89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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Dadjoke in Game of Thrones Book

Quote from "A Feast for Crows," between Arya Stark and a guy known only as the kindly man at this point in the book:

β€œWill you show me how to change my face?”

β€œIf you wish.” He cupped her chin in his hand and turned her head. β€œPuff up your cheeks and stick out your tongue.”

Arya puffed up her cheeks and stuck out her tongue.

β€œThere. Your face is changed.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youssarian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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Got dad joked by my woman

Me:"Hey look, a great dane!" Her:"i mean, I guess it's ok" Me:(tongue in cheek)"No, the breed, it's great dane" Her:"Yeah, I mean it's all right *nudge *nudge... Haha, dadjokes "

She's gonna be a great dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephcurrysmom
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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