But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.
Me: "Are you free tomorrow?"
Dad: "No, I'm 5 bucks tomorrow."
"He was always looking down on me!"
85 metres.
Probably his age.
All 3 said No!
And, I said “Yes, because it will be my 52nd birthday!”
True dad that man!!
Martha was burning with curiosity
My wife is still angry about it but me & Dave were drunk and thought it was hilarious
I replied “No. it was a K 9”
http://imgur.com/a/1qKYz
Definitely a high light.
It's going to take an hour to develop, but her wedding photos are spectacular.
It's a real 10/10
I work in accounts, and I took a single date (as in, the fruit) to work just so I could go around to my coworkers going "hey, look at the date on this invoice".
It was gold.
It's unbeatable
Seal
EDIT: Both Mum and I groaned, but I told her I was incredibly proud of her.
So I said does this mean we're best friends for wife?
Happened over text message: http://imgur.com/fNLRgpZ
Him: Yeah man...I went golfing like for times last summer, I want to go more regularly this year so I don't suck quite so much haha
Me: *fore times. FTFY
Him: Jesus. A little early in life to be making dad jokes, don't you think?
Me: I'm not Jesus, I'm Kevin.
Him: Goddammit.
I was at Advanced Auto Parts today and overheard the end of this coversation:
Guy one: "-ending a story about where he facebooked a one night stand- ...so I found out I fucked my third cousin."
Guy two: "Well, stop counting."
I've been packing to go back to school, and our dog's been getting pretty suspicious.
Mom: I think he knows something's up.
Dad: Course he does! He's a Baggins!
Dad: what is the lunchmeat that tastes like hot dogs?
Me: bologna?
Dad: this isn't bologna, son, but a serious question.
Okay, this is my first time posting to this sub. :) I work at a kid's play center, and with the big Frozen craze going on lately, we have about five Frozen themed birthday parties a day.
We had a Frozen birthday party a few days ago where someone brought in their own balloons, and one of which has Elsa on one side of the balloon with Anna on the other side. We have a new girl that I was training at work, and she pointed out the balloon today and asked, "Wow, how did that get there?"
With the biggest grin on my face, I proudly said, "I guess someone just accidentally... Let it go."
All three said no.
