I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but nowadays when you mention botox..

..no one even raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koala234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.

I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Aren't we all nowadays?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loki1783
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Have you noticed we never hear about grave robbers nowadays?

Apparently it’s a dying art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaleMcDouble
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Custom made Exit signs are all the rage nowadays in my town.

But I think they are on the way out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I recently found out that in most schools nowadays ...

Brass instruments are band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Nowadays when people want their fortunes told,

They go to the bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctrGarlick7248
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Everyone’s naming their sons Hunter nowadays, but I’m deciding to be different..

I named mine Gatherer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theoverseer20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Chicken is really fowl nowadays
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πŸ‘€︎ u/totally_not_a_jew
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Anger management classes seem to be getting popular nowadays.

You could say they're all the rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad...

The fly didn’t stand a chance...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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So many good pun titles nowadays
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blayde_B208
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Why do nuts all cost so much nowadays?

It's like they cost an almond a leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_OrangeJu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Did you know prisoners have to get in line to eat nowadays?

Those are the con-sequences of a life of crime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Has anyone else noticed that TSA guards are a lot taller nowadays?

I guess it's part of heightened security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Everyone is so egoistical nowadays

Only I am thinking of myself..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrYellowfield
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Nowadays, Mozart is...

decomposing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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Everyone is investing in marijuana nowadays...

I guess it's true, if you can't beat em, joint em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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A study showed that children get too little exercise nowadays...

People need to pay attention to their inert child.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Lots of people are farming wheat and other grains nowadays...

But I have barley any.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Talking about plastic surgery used to be taboo, but nowadays if you mention Botox nobody raises an eyebrow. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosiebear2018
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Nowadays, every time I tell a joke, my wife tries to hit me.

She doesn’t strike me as the funny type.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Did you know that ambulances are equipped with Wii U's nowadays?

You can tell because every time they turn on their sirens it goes "Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrGingeyy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2016
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Many campaigns dissuade feeding crows nowadays

Because the murder rate was at an all time high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewF2003
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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One of the main reasons I'm sleeping on an air mattress nowadays

Is due to inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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Helium is all the rage nowadays

People speak very highly of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSkipjack95
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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