I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but nowadays when you mention botox..

..no one even raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/koala234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.

I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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Aren't we all nowadays?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Loki1783
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2020
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Have you noticed we never hear about grave robbers nowadays?

Apparently it’s a dying art.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KaleMcDouble
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2020
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Custom made Exit signs are all the rage nowadays in my town.

But I think they are on the way out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2020
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I recently found out that in most schools nowadays ...

Brass instruments are band.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2020
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Nowadays when people want their fortunes told,

They go to the bank.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoctrGarlick7248
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2020
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Everyone’s naming their sons Hunter nowadays, but I’m deciding to be different..

I named mine Gatherer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theoverseer20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2019
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Chicken is really fowl nowadays
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totally_not_a_jew
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2019
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Anger management classes seem to be getting popular nowadays.

You could say they're all the rage.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2019
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I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad...

The fly didn’t stand a chance...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2019
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So many good pun titles nowadays
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blayde_B208
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2019
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Why do nuts all cost so much nowadays?

It's like they cost an almond a leg.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/M_OrangeJu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2019
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Did you know prisoners have to get in line to eat nowadays?

Those are the con-sequences of a life of crime!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2019
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Has anyone else noticed that TSA guards are a lot taller nowadays?

I guess it's part of heightened security.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2019
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Everyone is so egoistical nowadays

Only I am thinking of myself..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrYellowfield
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2019
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Nowadays, Mozart is...

decomposing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2016
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Everyone is investing in marijuana nowadays...

I guess it's true, if you can't beat em, joint em.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2018
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A study showed that children get too little exercise nowadays...

People need to pay attention to their inert child.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2019
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Lots of people are farming wheat and other grains nowadays...

But I have barley any.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2019
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Talking about plastic surgery used to be taboo, but nowadays if you mention Botox nobody raises an eyebrow. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rosiebear2018
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2019
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Nowadays, every time I tell a joke, my wife tries to hit me.

She doesn’t strike me as the funny type.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2018
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Did you know that ambulances are equipped with Wii U's nowadays?

You can tell because every time they turn on their sirens it goes "Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrGingeyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01 2016
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Many campaigns dissuade feeding crows nowadays

Because the murder rate was at an all time high

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AndrewF2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2018
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One of the main reasons I'm sleeping on an air mattress nowadays

Is due to inflation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2016
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Helium is all the rage nowadays

People speak very highly of it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSkipjack95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2015
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