A list of puns related to "Nowadays"
..no one even raises an eyebrow.
But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
Apparently itβs a dying art.
But I think they are on the way out.
Brass instruments are band.
They go to the bank.
I named mine Gatherer
You could say they're all the rage.
The fly didnβt stand a chance...
It's like they cost an almond a leg.
Those are the con-sequences of a life of crime!
I guess it's part of heightened security.
Only I am thinking of myself..
decomposing
I guess it's true, if you can't beat em, joint em.
People need to pay attention to their inert child.
But I have barley any.
She doesnβt strike me as the funny type.
You can tell because every time they turn on their sirens it goes "Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"
Because the murder rate was at an all time high
Is due to inflation
People speak very highly of it.
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