Just think about a calcu-forth
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
The more I think about counterfeiting coins, the more I think I’m going to do it.
What do I think about the number 13?
What did the frenchman think about his skydiving instructor?
Here’s something to think about...
We all have a submarine in our heads but we're not supposed to think about it. It's all sub-conscious.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
I can't think about buying any stupid pure freshly squeezed juice right now.
Which car race did Mufassa think about before dying
Think about all the things that you forgot...
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
When you think about it, a Sith is
I think about this way too much but I think it's comedy gold!
Mother in law to sister in law: why aren't you in pennsylvania this week
Me: because she's here at the table with us
Think about it
If you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom.
If you really think about it condoms are just sonblock.
Don't even think about challenging my French butter sauce...
Theres only 1 bra I think about
What kind of doctor only thinks about himself?
What does the philosophical dolphin think about?
I sometimes think about stuffing figs with Tic-tacs for dessert, but never actually tried it
It's just a fig mint of my imagination
When you really think about it,
Egg salad is just pre-chicken salad
I couldn't think of anything really new and humorous to say about my German sausage...
So I went to r/YourJokeButWurst to see if they had any advice.
My 8 year old came up with this one, I still think about it:
Little Booger: Why are trees green?
Me: Uh, I dunno. Why?
LB: For camouflage!
I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should
If you think about it, we all put fake excrement in our hair
Me: Ask me what I think about windmills.
My mom: What do you think about windmills?
Me: Big fan.
I spent all day trying to think of a joke about eating clocks.
It was really time consuming.
Not to brag, but I think I came up with a good joke about the Ozone Layer.
If you think about it..
COD is a very fishy game..
What do you guys think about writing on paper?
Because I think it's pretty tearable
If a girl thinks long and hard enough about becoming an e-girl, does that make her thotful?
I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:
"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."
You think we would have known about COVID-19
We have a new design! What do you guys think about it?
Hey, since we (the new mods) joined the sub 1,5 months ago we've made some changes, mostly with the rules and some backend stuff. Now I also updated the icon (slightly) and the banner (on redesign and mobile), too.
What do you guys think about it?
Do you like it? ( Yes/No ). What could be improved about it?
Also, are you happy with how we're moderating the subreddit? Are we too strict with the rules or toulouse too loose? Do the rules even make sense?
We want to improve this subreddit and we need your feedback for that, so feel free to speak your mind!
You can either simply leave a comment down here in the thread or send us a message.
Looking forward to your feedback and have a nice day! :)
I never think twice about scratching myself
it's always a rash decision
If you don’t think anyone cares about your vision going bad...
There's a lot of talk about zamboni driver David Ayres getting a once-in-a-lifetime win, but I don't think we've seen the last of him in the NHL.
/r/hockey/comments/f8c0jh…
I was trying to think of a joke about unemployment
... but I couldn't think of a way to make it work
Think about the person who invented hand sanitiser
He must be rubbing his hands together right now
We were about to witness our first autopsy in medical school. My friend said, “What do you think it’ll be like?”
I said, “Remains to be seen.”
I wanted to rearrange everything in our kitchen so we could locate everything without having to think about it.
But that might be too counter intuitive.
For 2020 my new years resolution is to think about my worst failures
because hindsight is 2020
I don't know about you guys, but, I think it looks grate.
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