Toy With Puns

A list of puns related to "Toy With"

We’re in the process of potty training my two year old. My wife took her into the bathroom and argued with her that she’s not allowed to take toys into the bathroom.

I interrupted her and told her that it is in fact called a toy-let.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zxcoblex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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A father was reading a book while his son was playing with toys on the floor. β€œDaddy, why is that book so thick?” asks the boy.

β€œIt’s long story,” replies the father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinJSJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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My daughter came home from the toy store with a spherical Pixar fish toy. She asked me if I thought it was cute.

Cute? It’s a Dory ball!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shibarak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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You know your uncle went to WWII with a toy gun

He had nerfs of steel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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My German neighbor: Here are some old toy trucks your kids can play with.

Me: Tonka Schoen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incenseandelephants
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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When I was a kid, my Dad asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I was greedy and came up with the β€œbrilliant” idea to ask for 10 thousand bucks instead of a toy so that I could buy heaps of toys.

To my surprise he shrugged and said sure.

On Christmas Day, I excitedly tore open my gift box. To my anger and disappointment, it only contained 10 plastic toy pigs and deers.

β€œDaaaaaddd!!!!” I wailed in tears.

Dad gave me the biggest shit-eating grin and said β€œWell, I got you ten sows and bucks just like you asked.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkHonnor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with

Legoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lulucifer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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What do you call a toy that doesn't come with batteries?

Free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I’m obsessed with my kid’s building toys

I just have to Lego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dawuuud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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So I recently broke up with someone who was built from toy bricks...

But she's so hard to Lego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan_the_raging99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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A man was admitted to the hospital with six toy horses stuck in his bottom.

His condition was described as stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sc0ttmcc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What food goes best with an arcade game in which you hit toy moles, which appear at random, back into their holes?

Guac-a-mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostAbouts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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My daughter was chasing her Peppa Pig toys with her toy dinosaur.

I looked over to my wife and said β€œLook!”

β€œIt’s Jurassic Pork.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcpux
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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What did the mom say to her kids when they asked "how's the weather and what should we do with our toys?"

Sonny and Cher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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My son was playing with a toy dump truck...

It had various wooden pieces in different shapes and sizes, he started crawling towards our trash can and my wife shouted. "Don't let him in the trash! Get him!". I said "I can't! He's already a few blocks away!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulfox1988
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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