Yoyo Puns

A list of puns related to "Yoyo"

A ship carrying a a cargo of yoyo's has sunk.

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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When I was growing up I wanted to be a professional yoyo-er

I heard the career has a lot of ups and downs

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👤︎ u/SavageMan0615
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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I tried to eat a yoyo once.

But it wouldn't stay down.

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👤︎ u/myburdentobear
📅︎ May 19 2018
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My dog's name is Yoyo

Dad: It's 100 degrees outside. Give Yoyo some ice water before she turns into a hotdog.

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👤︎ u/sorryifarted
📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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My dad doesn't make many jokes, but this one was too good not to share.

I have letter magnets on my fridge so people can spell out messages. For some reason my dad put up "YOYO TRICKS". I'm completely baffled by what this is supposed to mean. So I ask him and he replies "What's a yo-yo trick?" The first one to come to mind is "walk the dog". He was telling me to walk the dog.

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👤︎ u/Quaytsar
📅︎ Jan 26 2017
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