The Mummy Puns

A list of puns related to "The Mummy"

Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced he’s ruler of Egypt? When told ‘that’s impossible’ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.

People say he’s in da Nile

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👤︎ u/ProgrammerDouble1737
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?

Toot-in-common!

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👤︎ u/jigsatics
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why did the mummy get fined by the FCC?

Too much cursing.

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👤︎ u/therealdjbc
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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The true identity of the mummy was...

Under wraps

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👤︎ u/SmellyRapscallion
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?

Because it had received a ghost card

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👤︎ u/Foamy07
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why didn't the mummy have any hobbies?

He was too wrapped up in his work.

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👤︎ u/MySonAteMyHomework
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What did the mummy say after his therapy session?

Thanks doc, it was so hard keeping all that under wraps

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👤︎ u/WalrusNerd
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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What did the mummy cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime.

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👤︎ u/thisDiff
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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I went to dinner with a cannibal family I know. The conversation was flowing. Their daughter suddenly piped up “Mummy I don’t like Nanny”. The mother replied...

“Well leave her on the side and just eat your vegetables”.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?

Because he was stuffed!

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👤︎ u/BrakemanBob
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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What did the baby corn say to mummy corn?

Where’s my pop corn ?

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👤︎ u/DannyGere
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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What kind of music do mummies like the most?

Wrap music.

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👤︎ u/monkensteinxstupido
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Did you hear about the Ancient Egyptian mummy they found buried with chocolate?

They identified him as Pharaoh Rocher.

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👤︎ u/aidanadriana
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn?

Where’s pop corn?

Darkest Christmas cracker joke I’ve seen.

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👤︎ u/jaggington
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Why don’t you see any mummies on the street?

They’re trying to keep it under wraps!

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👤︎ u/Trustworthy-lemon
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why did the mummy get a divorce?

His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy

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👤︎ u/Soccerdadjoke
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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Ever hear about the mummy who caught a cold?

He couldn't stop coffin.

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👤︎ u/Wukeywukey
📅︎ Jul 19 2013
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Why didn't the guy accept the mummy's business proposition?

He thought it could be a pyramid scheme!

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👤︎ u/rageengineer
📅︎ Jan 02 2013
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Archeologists in Egypt have uncovered the tomb of a mummy that appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts

It's beleived to be the long lost Pharoah Rocher.

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👤︎ u/philbertagain
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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Why didn't the mummies mind each others foul smell?

Because they had a toot-in-common.

*Made this up when mg daughter was studying Egypt for months during 6th grade.

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👤︎ u/Often_Giraffe
📅︎ Aug 12 2015
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What did Superman say to the mummy?

Meet me by the kryptonite.

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👤︎ u/2SP00KY4ME
📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?

Toot-in-common.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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