A list of puns related to "The Fortunes"
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
But that’s just projected figures.
Police are saying there is a small medium at large
But it turned out not all of them were mediums
She just shook her head and said "This is a non-prophet organization."
One says to the other, “You’re fine, how am I?”
I said, “Awesome. What type is it?”
He said, “ Two thirty.”
A small medium at large.
The newspaper headline read ‘Small Medium at Large’.
A pessi-mystic
The tarotdactyl
Hindsight will be 2020.
Start with a large fortune.
He’s a small medium at large.
He wanted to buy an I.
He's a small medium at large.
Nutradamus
"Be Positive"
He was bamboozled
I went to the bank, trembling with anticipation, got access to the box, took it into the private viewing room. I opened the box and looked in, there was an envelope in side, when I opened it, a folded piece of paper fell out. I read it, and it said: "Good things are ahead for you. Your lucky numbers are 6, 10 and 13."
I was out to lunch with a few colleagues at a local Chinese buffet. The way seating is laid out, we four were seated at a long table with a couple on either end of us. The couple to my left received their fortune cookies and the lady cracked hers open. I heard her disappointment as she told her husband in anguish "There's no fortune in mine! My fortune cookie has no fortune!"
I looked at her and said "Ma'am, that's unfortunate." All my colleagues collectively sighed, and my buddy across the table from me said "You know what scrovak, that was so bad, she gets your cookie now."
The lady was delighted both at the joke and the new cookie.
He was near-Vanna.
That's how they make you fortunate.
"Help, I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"
Guess you can call it fortunATE.
Her prophet margin!
..Not sorry, I've got to build up my repertoire of original jokes before my daughter's old enough to groan at them.
Q: Where does virgin wool come from?
A: UGLY SHEEP.
...still makes me laugh no matter how many times I hear it.
...is a small medium at large
It’s a small medium at large
He’s a small medium at large
She was a small medium at large.
He's a small medium at large
He's a small medium at large.
He's a small medium at large.
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