The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Why was the Native American bartender fired?
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
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︎ Dec 13 2020
The American honey industry uses fascinating tech
Itβs all powered by US bees.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What is the only American State that has ever been married?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What is the best American state to go sunbathing?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?
They drowned in there tipi
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︎ Nov 29 2020
TIL of Private First Class, Francis Liptonβ an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.
It was the first known casual tea of war.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
When you go into the bathroom you're American. When you leave the bathroom you're American. What are you when you're in the bathroom?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Whatβs the difference between American dogs and British dogs?
American dogs pants while British dogs trousers
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Americans love frozen fruit so much, they wrote it into the constitution...
The 1st amendment is the right to freeze peach.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
If you're American in the living room, then what are you in the bathroom?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Are the Americans awake yet?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
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︎ Jul 30 2020
An American cat named βOne-Two-Threeβ and a French cat named βUne-Deux-Troiβ are in a swimming race. Why did the American cat win?
Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American
Has one breast and one testicle.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
They say there's a cryptid by the train station that drinks American whiskey late at night
But I'm sure that's just a bourbon legend.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
If you live in America, then you're an American except when you're in the bathroom
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What is the new name of American Idol this year?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
If you are an American in the kitchen, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
You go into the bathroom American, and you come out American... What are you when you're in the bathroom?
European
I figured we could all use a light hearted chuckle right about now.
Love you all out there and stay well!
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Drinking American beer is the same as having sex on a canoe.
Itβs f*cking close to water.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
How do South Americans get around in the air?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What did the short American scientist say to the tall British scientist?
βYouβre pretty Fahrenheit.β
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︎ Jun 10 2020
What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?
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︎ May 11 2020
Will this be what Americans say after the November election?
Trump me once, shame on you; Trump me twice, shame on me.
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︎ May 05 2020
TIL The 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, one of three such regiments raised in 1898 for the SpanishβAmerican War, had dogs to go with them...
The were The Ruff Riders.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
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︎ May 25 2020
You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom
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︎ Apr 12 2020
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
If you go into the bathroom an American, and you leave the bathroom an American, what are you while youβre in the bathroom?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Why do the Americans don't like the metric system?
Because most of them have a foot fetish.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
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