An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked βcan you see me ok?β
To which they answered βyesβ βouiβ βsiβ βjaβ.
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An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Whatβs the difference between a computer and an American?
The American doesnβt have any troubleshooting
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Why did the American pass out in a Canadian bar?
He saw an ad that read "Drink Canada Dry", so he thought he would give it a try.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
American geologists found the largest deposits of oil.
And some unknown Arab country above it.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you call an American living in Russia during the winter?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Why was the Native American bartender fired?
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
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︎ Dec 13 2020
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What is the only American State that has ever been married?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
The American honey industry uses fascinating tech
Itβs all powered by US bees.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What is the best American state to go sunbathing?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What's the most American way to sit?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
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︎ Dec 08 2020
The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Whatβs the difference between American dogs and British dogs?
American dogs pants while British dogs trousers
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?
They drowned in there tipi
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︎ Nov 29 2020
When you go into the bathroom you're American. When you leave the bathroom you're American. What are you when you're in the bathroom?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I had a hard time learning about the American Revolution.
It made my head go round and round.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
If you're American in the living room, then what are you in the bathroom?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Americans love frozen fruit so much, they wrote it into the constitution...
The 1st amendment is the right to freeze peach.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Are the Americans awake yet?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American
Has one breast and one testicle.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
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︎ Jul 30 2020
An American cat named βOne-Two-Threeβ and a French cat named βUne-Deux-Troiβ are in a swimming race. Why did the American cat win?
Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
They say there's a cryptid by the train station that drinks American whiskey late at night
But I'm sure that's just a bourbon legend.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.
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︎ Jan 16 2020
If you live in America, then you're an American except when you're in the bathroom
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︎ Sep 03 2020
If you are an American in the kitchen, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
You go into the bathroom American, and you come out American... What are you when you're in the bathroom?
European
I figured we could all use a light hearted chuckle right about now.
Love you all out there and stay well!
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Drinking American beer is the same as having sex on a canoe.
Itβs f*cking close to water.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
If you go into the bathroom an American, and you leave the bathroom an American, what are you while youβre in the bathroom?
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