Gatorade
The priest says “I can’t remember the last time a bunch of men came in here that intensely.... or can I?”
The captain replied, "Finally! A purchase I can get behind!"
With Tac-taco rations
The only thing he said was Russian.
Police have called SWAT team.
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
The police have deployed all SWAT teams.
They had to call the SWAT team!
I should have called the cops so they could send in the swat team!
it was so big they had to call in the SWAT team
Apparently they had to call the SWAT team
They said they are sending a swat team.
So I'm watching a show called outrageous 911 Calls, and there was a story of an old man who was cooking bacon that ended up burning. So he opens up his back door to try and air out some of the smoke. Well, the smell starts attracting flies and of course he calls the police to report it and hope that they can send someone to handle the fly issue. The emergency operator says the police cannot do anything to help him.
So I turn to my friend who is watching along side me, and I say, "Obviously the police can't help him, he needs a swat team."
Bah dum, tss
First time I've ever seen a SWAT team.
...I just joined the SWAT team.
Local police have been experimenting with training sheep to assist the swat teams in raids. Specially trained sheep will assist teams with breaking down doors to get into the buildings.
They call it a battering ram.
The SWAT Team
He said that if they took over a building, they'd have to send the SWAT team. It might be a sting operation
But don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team.
Call the swat team.
Quick! Call the SWAT team!
So I called the SWAT team.
