If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.
They're seasoned veterans
Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?
Because they have literally no chants in Hell.
Police stations dog squad got robbed today.
Police officials don’t have any leads at this time.
Why did Vice Squad raid the water treatment plant?
They'd received a tip about a bunch of Pumps and Hoses.
(I'm sorry. I just got off work, heard "pumps and hoses" on the radio, and a bad idea was born.)
One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.
This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?
I got fired from the bomb disposal squad
I had a blast working there.
What do you call the vice squad officers that specialize in arresting prostitutes?
THOT police.
Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut
When another member walked over and astutely pointed out ‘discord’
Managed to elicit some groans while watching suicide squad
I'd gone to see the movie with my cousins and there's a scene in which croc is doing a lot of push ups. So I whispered to unlucky cousin sitting next to me, "he's a member of a gym called crocsfit". That look of pure disgust is what I live for.
I showed my dad the 'Suicide Squad' trailer, hoping he would come to see it with me.
He said, "it wouldn't last very long..."
Police Squad: The Dad-Jokiest TV Show of All Time youtube.com/watch?v=FzD01…
