Man walks into a shop and picks up a can of bug spray
The man asks "is this good for wasps?"
The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"
Baby Roach: “Papa, what happens if the humans spray us with Raid?”
Papa Roach: “Suffocation. No breathing.”
I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with body spray today
Now I have this weird Axe scent
Did you hear about the soldier who was attacked with mustard gas and pepper spray?
He was a seasoned veteran!
My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.
She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
The Mama Roach asked "What will happen to us if that human sprays us with Raid?"
The Papa Roach replied "Suffocation. No breathing."
My son wanted to see what would happen if he drank some of his body spray.
Now he speaks with a strange Axe scent.
When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.
Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.
To avoid bear attacks, carry little bells and pepper spray.
It’s also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
What did chewy spray on his best friend after he climbed out of the trash compactor?
I've invented a chloroform body spray.
Ladies are always falling for me.
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
I've finally given up on finding a name for my window coverings made from bug spray...
I call the search Off! It's curtains for that quest!
When you spray someone with pepper spray
Did you all hear about the drug bust at the bug spray factory?
Police said it was the greatest Raid ever!
“How much does the funny smelling spray cost?”
“Perfume?”
“No, per bottle.”
Hornet Spray
I recently went to buy some bug spray for bee problem I had. All they had was wasp and hornet spray. So I asked the cashier if it was good for bees. She said no, it's terrible for them....
My friend was arrested by the cops for spray painting graffiti, and he tried to deny that he did it.
But the writing was on the wall.
I’m addicted to ordering cheap body sprays from other countries because of the smell.
I love foreign axe scents.
It’s tough to come up with a new brand of bug spray.
You always have to start from scratch.
To the water in my spray bottle:
Any recommendations on a bug spray?
What do you call it when someone dies from drinking insect spray?
So I bought a large mammal repellant spray recently, and I absolutely cannot stand the smell!
I need to carry pepper spray because I keep getting assalted
I was almost arrested for spray painting a grocery store with my best comic sans.
Fortunately, we talked it over and agreed that I would paint over it, and the day ended sans sheriff.
Axe body spray (xpost /r/dndmemes)
What does a rusty can of spray-on rust remover smell like?
Irony
Edit: Quality puns in here folks, keep it up! Make your dads proud!
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
Did you hear about the solider that got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
He’s now a seasoned veteran
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
a soldier once survived pepper spray and mustard gas
he was a seasoned veteran
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, “Is this good for wasps?”
He said, “No, it kills them.”
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
Is insect spray good for wasps?
My soldier friend was doused with pepper spray and also survived a mustard gas attack.
Now he's a seasoned veteran.
The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray....
Is now a seasoned veteran
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