What fish has two sodium atoms?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why canβt you trust atoms
Because they make up everything...
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other βDang, I left my electrons in the car.β The other replies, βAre you sure?β
βYa, Iβm positive.β
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︎ Nov 28 2020
An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"
And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I've learned to NEVER trust an atom
... because they make up everything!!!
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Two beryllium atoms went on a date
It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What happened after Atoms divorce was finalized?
All he was left with was a mushroom.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make everything up
credit to a really cool dood from r/memes
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What did the atom do when he got bored?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Told a dark joke to an atom today, but it didn't really find it funny.
Turns out it was no laughing matter.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Atoms
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︎ Oct 23 2019
I live near an atomic shelter and in my encounters with it, it never lied and always kept its word
Now that's what I call structural integrity
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︎ Jun 18 2020
How do we know that atoms are Catholic?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?
I really need to keep an ion them.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Her atoms are very fast
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︎ Nov 16 2019
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norwayβs Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I ordered an atom but got an ion instead.
They replaced it free of charge.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
I don't trust what atoms say...
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why canβt you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!!
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why canβt you trust an Atom?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why can you never trust atoms?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Never trust atoms
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Why can't you trust an atom?
because they make up everything!
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why can you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
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︎ Oct 15 2020
You should never trust atoms
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I dont trust atoms
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Why should you never trust an atom?
Because it makes everything up
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Why canβt you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. (From Big Bang Theory)
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms
Because they make up everything
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Why can't you trust atoms?
because they make up everything.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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︎ May 29 2020
Never trust an atom.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
You shouldn't trust atoms
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Donβt trust atoms!
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Why canβt atoms be trusted?
Because they make up everything.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Never Trust an atom.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Which kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Never trust atoms.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
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