What fish has two sodium atoms?

2Na

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Why can’t you trust atoms

Because they make up everything...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiveStrong4Ever-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other β€œDang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYa, I’m positive.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LOLMrTeacherMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"

And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I've learned to NEVER trust an atom

... because they make up everything!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshually
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

followed by Batman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Two beryllium atoms went on a date

It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing

HeHe

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What happened after Atoms divorce was finalized?

All he was left with was a mushroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make everything up

credit to a really cool dood from r/memes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jurrasicsquid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What did the atom do when he got bored?

He went fission

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aprav1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Told a dark joke to an atom today, but it didn't really find it funny.

Turns out it was no laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/___-o_o-___
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Atoms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lynderzfarm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I live near an atomic shelter and in my encounters with it, it never lied and always kept its word

Now that's what I call structural integrity

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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How do we know that atoms are Catholic?

Because they have mass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?

I really need to keep an ion them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Her atoms are very fast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZIOTIA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.

They did Nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackabe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I ordered an atom but got an ion instead.

They replaced it free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartholomewDan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I don't trust what atoms say...

They make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoydski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_D3LTA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why can’t you trust an Atom?

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffjuice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

2Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Do you know why I don't trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Double-Fit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Never trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ike133
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why can't you trust an atom?

because they make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1507838Ab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why can you never trust an atom?

Because they make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tetricrafter26
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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You should never trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodDReaper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackmammu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I dont trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_mike-2004
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?

Tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severus_snape9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why should you never trust an atom?

Because it makes everything up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halospecial
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why can’t you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything. (From Big Bang Theory)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tom_tucker_87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms

Because they make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cascade272
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why can't you trust atoms?

because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentFisherman3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skrrrooch
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeBr3ath3r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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You shouldn't trust atoms

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moon1499
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Don’t trust atoms!

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allisinwnderland
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Why can’t atoms be trusted?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoggyOfAustralia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Never Trust an atom.

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_b0ogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Which kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milleke_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Never trust atoms.

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mega-cool-kid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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