When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
An NBA player was penalized for spraying cologne on a chicken.
Remember the story where a woman assaulted a police officer by spraying her with breast milk?
If I were her attorney, I could get a not-guilty verdict using the First Amendment. She was exercising her freedom of expression.
The maintenance man was spraying bug spray in the office mailbox this morning. He said he was trying to kill this spider.
I told him not to, that's where we get our webmail. He thought I was an idiot.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
I was jogging and got sprayed by a salting truck
I called the police station and said I was assaulted.
The Mama Roach asked "What will happen to us if that human sprays us with Raid?"
The Papa Roach replied "Suffocation. No breathing."
My son wanted to see what would happen if he drank some of his body spray.
Now he speaks with a strange Axe scent.
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.
Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
To avoid bear attacks, carry little bells and pepper spray.
It’s also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
What did chewy spray on his best friend after he climbed out of the trash compactor?
I've invented a chloroform body spray.
Ladies are always falling for me.
I've finally given up on finding a name for my window coverings made from bug spray...
I call the search Off! It's curtains for that quest!
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly
Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom
When you spray someone with pepper spray
Did you all hear about the drug bust at the bug spray factory?
Police said it was the greatest Raid ever!
“How much does the funny smelling spray cost?”
“Perfume?”
“No, per bottle.”
My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.
I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.
I got sprayed with cheese powder.
Hornet Spray
I recently went to buy some bug spray for bee problem I had. All they had was wasp and hornet spray. So I asked the cashier if it was good for bees. She said no, it's terrible for them....
Not to get all political in this sub, but...
Did you guys know that the guy who was recently pepper sprayed by Portland's mayor is a big dairy heir?
Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?
It’s tough to come up with a new brand of bug spray.
You always have to start from scratch.
My friend was arrested by the cops for spray painting graffiti, and he tried to deny that he did it.
But the writing was on the wall.
I’m addicted to ordering cheap body sprays from other countries because of the smell.
I love foreign axe scents.
Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.
You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran
So I bought a large mammal repellant spray recently, and I absolutely cannot stand the smell!
To the water in my spray bottle:
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
What do you call it when someone dies from drinking insect spray?
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
Did you hear about the solider that got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
He’s now a seasoned veteran
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent
What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, “Is this good for wasps?”
He said, “No, it kills them.”
Is insect spray good for wasps?
a soldier once survived pepper spray and mustard gas
he was a seasoned veteran
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