What state in the US drinks the smallest cans of soda?
did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
he was lucky it was a soft drink
I'm making a videogame where the enemies are soda cans!
I haven't started drawing the sprites yet.
How much soda can a tropical bird drink?
What is this? A soda can for ants?
My best friend was hit with a can of soda...
Good thing it was a soft drink!
Why can you sleep on sodas?
Because it’s a soft-drink
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
Crushing pop cans is soda pressing
I picked up a soda can, turned to my wife and asked, “Is this a real Sprite?”
Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!
What happens when you cross a soda can with a frog?
What did the soda can say to its therapist?
I feel like I can be open around you.
“You know, I used to be a champion can marksmen, I would shoot those sodas down all day!”
“Some people said that I was firing on all cylinders.”
Did you hear about the guy that drank 10 cans of soda?
What are these? Soda cans for ants?! [x-post - /r/thingsforants]
Me: 24 oz. of soda is the same as two cans. My boyfriend: Do you know how to drink two cans?
“Put ‘em in the blender and pull out the beaks.”
Yes, he’s a dad. And yes, he was proud of that.
A son says to his dad, "Hey I'm going to get a soda, you need anything?". The dad says, "Yeah, get me a beer. Actually, make it two cans.". The son goes into the kitchen and is gone for about an hour and a half. The door opens up and he asks his son, "What the hell took so long?".
The son says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three different pet stores before I found one that sold toucans.".
Tears the tab off a soda can - "Want to hear my best duck call?"
Speaks into soda tab: "Calling all ducks"
My dad did this and it took me years to understand...
There was a bee buzzing around my dad's open soda can
He told it to 'buzz off.'
I got hit in the head with a can of soda.
Luckily, it was a soft drink.
I got hit by a soda can in the head!
Luckily it was a soft drink.
I was assaulted with a can of soda
I'm lucky it was just a soft drink
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday.
Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Today I got hit in the head by a can of soda.
Luckily it was a soft drink.
I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...
Luckily, it was a soft drink!
Did you hear the one about the guy who got hit in the head with a can or soda?
Luckily for him, it was a soft drink.
Someone threw a can of soda at me!
Lucky it was a soft drink 🤪
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
A woman got hit in the head by a can of soda
Thank goodness it was a soft drink
Got hit in the head with a soda can
I’m ok it was a soft drink
I got hit in the head with a can of soda earlier.
Luckily it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the guy that got hit with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink
This guy got hit in the head with a soda can, but he was okay. Do you know why?
Because it was a soft drink.
I was hit with a soda can yesterday
Luckily it was a soft drink
Some guy in the street threw a soda can at me.
I was lucky it was a soft drink.
I was hit with a can of soda yesterday
I'm ok though it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink...
One time I got hit by a soda can
Luckily it was a soft drink
I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much
My friend was hit with a soda can today...
Don't worry it was a soft drink!
Did you hear about the kid who got hit by a soda can this morning?
Luckily it was a soft drink.
What did the guy say after he got hit with a soda can?
at least it was a soft drink.
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