Snapping Turtle Puns

A list of puns related to "Snapping Turtle"

Every time we went somewhere to eat, my father would close the menu and say, “I’ll take a turtle soup...

and make it snappy”.

I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.

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👤︎ u/-Marcellus-
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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Snapping Turtle

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👤︎ u/Captainzx
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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