Every time we went somewhere to eat, my father would close the menu and say, β€œI’ll take a turtle soup...

and make it snappy”.

I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Marcellus-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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What is thanos's favorite Animal!?

Snapping Turtle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainzx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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