Saloon Bar Puns

"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon and ties it outside. He enters the bar, sits down, and orders a whiskey.

Minutes later he hears someone ride off with his horse. He runs outside, and sure enough, his horse is gone.

He goes back in the saloon, fires his gun three times in the air, and says "At the count of ten my horse better be back here. I don't want to do what I had to do in Laredo."

A few minutes later, he sees through the door his horse being returned.

Just before he leaves the saloon, the bartender whispers to him "so what did you have to do in Laredo?"

The cowboy says "I had to walk home".

What did the termite say when he walked into a saloon?

"where is the bar tender? "

What did the three legged dog say when he went into the bar?

" I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. "

Edit: hit not git in the title. Too fat of fingers for my phone...