A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terribletroubador
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon

He looks around and asks, β€œWho shot my paw?”

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A German car manufacturer walks into a saloon

Audi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatTrap79
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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A three-legged dog walks into an old west saloon

and says, "I don't want no trouble, I'm jus' lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
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The gunslinger walks through the saloon doors...

and he just stands there, surveying the assemblage as the room goes quiet. And suddenly he yells, "All you dirty bastards, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

And the crowd rushing the exists raises a cloud of dust, obscuring vision. When it settled, the gunslinger notices one little wizened old man tucked in a corner beside the piano. The gunslinger walks over, his spurs making a small jingling sound. He stands in front of the still-seated old man. "WELL?," he demands.

The old man looks up earnestly into the gunslinger's face, "Sure was a lot of 'em, wasn't ther?".

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What do you get if you cross an electrician with a hair saloon?

Barbed Wire

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Hopalong Happychopper walks into the saloon and the bartender says, "Howdy stranger, ain't seen you in these parts, so you must be here to watch the hanging!" Hopalong looks the bartender menacingly in the eyes and replies, "Nope, but seeing we're talking, who are you hanging?"

The bartender responds, "Well, ain't you heard cowboy, we gonna string up Brown Paper Rattler mighty high, even the angels are gonna hear his neck break!"

Hopalong asks, "Why they call him Brown Paper Rattler?"

The bartender chuckles, "Why, old Rattler wears a brown paper Stetson, a brown paper waistcoat and even right down to brown paper socks."

Puzzled, Hopalong then asks, "So why you hanging him?"

...and the bartender replies, "For rustling."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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A cow dog limps into a saloon out West.....

And places a bandaged limb on the bar. He announces, "I am looking for the man who shot my paw!"

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What did the 3-legged dog say when he walked into the bar?

I’m looking for the man who shot my paw

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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An old cowboy and his horse

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon and ties it outside. He enters the bar, sits down, and orders a whiskey.

Minutes later he hears someone ride off with his horse. He runs outside, and sure enough, his horse is gone.

He goes back in the saloon, fires his gun three times in the air, and says "At the count of ten my horse better be back here. I don't want to do what I had to do in Laredo."

A few minutes later, he sees through the door his horse being returned.

Just before he leaves the saloon, the bartender whispers to him "so what did you have to do in Laredo?"

The cowboy says "I had to walk home".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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So Back in the Old West...

There was a 3 legged dog. After a long journey,the dog walks into a small mining town in the desert. In the town, there's a saloon, the type with the swinging doors.The dog walks through and stands in the entrance, everyone stops what they are doing and the saloon goes quiet...

The dog stares down the place and says,

"I'm Looking for the man who shot my Paw."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USHeavyTank
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Probably a repost...but a bear walks into a bar...

...he sits down on a stool, flags the bartender and says: 'may I please have...........a beer?'

The bartender says, 'sure...but what's with the big pause?'

The bear lifts his hands and says, 'I don't know, I've had 'em since I was a cub.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pure_blazin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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A three legged dog wearing a cowboy hat

walks I to a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the no good scoundrel who shot my pa!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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My dad just git me with these two

What did the termite say when he walked into a saloon?

"where is the bar tender? "

What did the three legged dog say when he went into the bar?

" I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. "

Edit: hit not git in the title. Too fat of fingers for my phone...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GnarlyMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2015
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Three legged dog hobbles into a saloon. Looks around and says...

β€œAlright, who shot my paw!”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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A three-legged dog walked into a saloon and said ...

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobraCabana
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A three legged dog walks into a saloon

He says β€œI’m looking for the man who shot my paw”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YohoBottleORum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:

"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex4F
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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A three-legged dog walks into a cowboy saloon...

He says: β€œI’m lookin for the guy who shot my paw”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattthecreeper87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

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