Cocktail Lounge Puns

A list of puns related to "Cocktail Lounge"

A bunch of guys decided to build a cocktail lounge on top of Pike’s Peak.

It didn’t do as well as hoped. Maybe they set the bar too high.

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👤︎ u/Mallthus2
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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A very elderly gentleman, mid ninety's, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge…

Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, mid eighties.

The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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