My father dropped this one on the family while eating self serve icecream...

So we're out at a salad buffet type restaurant with self server ice-cream. My father, being quite the large human, makes himself a monstrosity of an ice-cream. This thing is like 6-8 inches tall and sitting on a baby sugar cone. He proceeds to eat the phalic dessert with much enthusiasm and I ask him,

"Dad are you enjoying that?"

He stops mid lick

"Not half as much as this icecream is"

My father ladies and gentlemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovewarevolution
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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Taco salad dad joke is hard to top

We were eating taco salad, and I asked my five-year-old son if he wanted sour cream. He said, "Salsa first." So I did. He said, "No, put some salsa on my taco salad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arbaminim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2016
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