Rain Cats And Dogs Puns

Everyone steps in poodles.

Don't step in a poodle

... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! —> from the show ‘how i met your mother’

Hailing Taxis

Cutest storm ever!!

You might step in a poodle!

(from my 70 year old uncle)

So be careful you don’t stop in a poodle

A furricane

An aircraft carrying Korean food had exploded in midair.

In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.

U warned her not to step in a poodle.

Don’t step in a poodle!

Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD

I’m standing in a poodle right meow.

I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.

High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.

Some guy: "It's raining cats and dogs!"

Another guy: "Yeah, it might even rain a bear!"

Band director: "Then it'd be bearly raining!"

It was nice to hear a dadjoke in the wild like that.

My Dad had a brain injury resulting from a fall and was in a nursing home for a year till he passed away. One of the things we both loved were "Dad jokes" and puns. When I visited him in the nursing home it was often a one way conversation. I would just ramble on not sure if he could hear me or understand me, but it didn't matter. One day I arrived and sat with him while he stared into the distance and I said, "Gees Dad you should see the weather outside it's raining cats and dogs and I damn near stepped in a poodle." He turned to me slowly and grinned and said, "That's an ollllllld joke", then he turned away and disappeared again. But for a few seconds he was there.....all of him. The power of Dad jokes. I miss him.

Me: It's really raining cats and dogs out there!

Dad: Yeah I know. I almost stepped in a poodle.

A patient comes in during a rain storm and says "It's raining cats and dogs outside. I almost stepped in a poodle!"

I was working at a hotel during the summer when it was raining pretty hard. An older guy came in and asked if animals could stay in their room. I said yes but it had an additional fee when he replied with "Well, it's raining cats and dogs!" Made my night.

Try not to step in a poodle!

Hailing taxis.

When you have to step over the poodles

I almost stepped in a poodle.

You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.

Hailing taxis!

Hailing taxis!

when you step in a poodle

Hailing taxis

Hailing taxis!

I stepped in a poodle

Hailing taxis

When you step in a poodle

Hailing taxis

Hailing taxis.

I just stepped in a poodle.

When you step into a poodle.

I just stepped in a poodle!

Be careful, you might step in a poodle.